I had been putting the finishing touches on my book, and naturally, I was nervous about the launch. So, it occurred to me to organize a book reading at the senior centre —a manageable step and a dress rehearsal for the actual book launch.
I rented a room at the Confederation Community Centre and booked it one month in advance. I obtained the required insurance. How do people injure themselves at book readings? I wondered.
I invited my closest friends, who loved me and would enjoy my presentation regardless of the content.
Then, two days before the event, I woke up with my very first episode of Vertigo. I'm talking about the 'holding on to the walls to get to the bathroom for fear of falling' type of vertigo. Every movement of my head resulted in a spinning sensation, and my walk drifted to the left. I remembered how my patients complained of this very thing. I assumed it was benign and thought the crystals in my ears must be disturbed.
I went to YouTube and reviewed the steps for the Epley maneuver, which I performed every two hours that day. In between, I lay on my back and listened to an audio tape by Miranda July.
The day before the reading, I was less dizzy but far from perfect. Yves and I went to Costco to buy drinks and snacks, and I asked for the electric buggy, which I highly recommend for any reason. If you crank the steel steering wheel as far as it will go, it is possible to complete circles in a minimal space, such as between the meat and cheese areas.
I made a plan and figured that if my vertigo didn't improve in time, I could call upon one of my Reading Group members to read the chapters.
But the day came, and I was feeling steadier on my feet. I took a long bath, applied makeup, selected my attire, and added a light spray of perfume, knowing that I would be receiving hugs. My good friend Sharon came to my house early to help me prepare and keep me on track. Guiding me when I stepped a little too far to each side.
At the centre, my gorgeous friends arrived, smiling and supportive. I'm pleased to report that the reading itself proceeded without a hitch. I am so grateful for the support and praise. Thank you to those of you who were able to attend!
"Beautiful!" says Ethel.